Derfwad: durf/wod, noun

1. low grade moron; 2. pathetic term of endearment; 3. nut job

Don't stick your finger in the light socket, derfwad!

Come give me a kiss you little derfwad.

Mrs. G. and her family live in the Pacific Northwest. She has been married to her first husband for twenty years. She really likes him. Her daughter is a senior in college and her son is a sophomore in high school. Although they rarely bring it up in mixed company, both kids were homeschooled. They're thoroughly and properly socialized. Really.

Mrs. G. was one of the founders of the now laid to rest Women's Colony.

Three years ago she began blogging at the old Derfwad Manor and now she's back with the new Derfwad Manor. Confusing but typical. Just roll with it.

You can reach Mrs. G. @ mrs.ggggggggggggggg@gmail.com

Unless you are mean or critical, she usually responds in a timely fashion. If you are mean or critical, she silently mouths bastard and pushes delete.

She does not know how to Twitter.

Thank you for reading.