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12:00AM

Justice for All? (by Jenn)

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I am always frustrated when I see the attorneys of teenagers who’ve committed crimes use the “he/she’s from a good family defense” to plead for leniency.

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12:00AM

Is It Just Me? (by Cha Cha)

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It's Luxurious Saturday here. It's mid-afternoon, and so far, I'm still in my pajamas. I've spent the day hanging out with the doxies and reading. Among other things, I read the latest issue of Vanity Fair cover to cover. Bliss!

So, this is the issue with Tiger Woods all shirtless and sweaty. My first thought was, "Look at those abs. I wonder if that's what I look like, seeing as how I've done Shred five of the last seven days?"

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12:00AM

Everything I Need to Know About Insufferable Women, I Learned By Watching the Superbowl Ads (by Melanie)

Women! They're the worst people on earth, amIright, guys? I mean, if they're not nagging and nagging and nagging you until you want to literally knock the mouth off their face...

...then they're cutting off your balls and spine by making you go shopping for lady bras and lady candles and other punishing, interminable tedium... 

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12:00AM

You know how you can build things up and they are never as good as you imagined? (by Signora G.)

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This isn't one of those times. This is the view from Mr. and Mrs. G's window.

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It's nice to go away and remember how lucky you are to be married to a nice guy.

God willing, Mrs. G. thinks there might be 20 more good years in the making.

Viva el Amor!

11:57PM

And the winner is...Annie!

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And the winner is (Annie of greenbeans@yahoo). Congratulations! Please send your snail mail address to mrs.ggggggggggggggg@gmail.com and we'll get it to you. Thanks to everyone for playing!

7:59PM

How to Celebrate Black History Month Like a Pro (by Lori L. Tharps)

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February is a busy month in my home.

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8:00AM

How an appliance saved my marriage this month (by Aaryn B.)

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I used to love sex.

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5:42AM

Homemade Wheat Bread (by Jenny)

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This morning I made whole-wheat bread. 

The wheat originated from a dusty 5-gallon bucket under my counter, marked "1976" with permanent marker in my dad's handwriting.  The honey flowed from a blackened tin can marked "1974."

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5:41AM

Cabana Boy # Every Single Day of Mrs. G's Ever Lovin' Life

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Thanks for all the emails directing Mrs. G. to the February issue of GQ. She picked up a copy today to read on the airplane. Johnny is better than a calmative.

5:39AM

Leap (by Lori)

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There are people who jump off cliffs. Literal ones. Really big, tall cliffs into rock (and possibly shark) infested waters. Or there are people who careen down the Matterhorn in flying squirrel suits or tie heavy pieces of elastic to their ankles and jump from bridges. And let us not forget the people who leap from moving aircraft with 30 pounds of nylon fabric keeping them from an intimate and precipitous meeting with the ground.

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