Cabana Boy #64
The Cabana This is where you come when you want some Mancake with your coffee...
Who didn't fall in love with this guy in the eighties? He represented the guy in high school who was best friends with all the girls (who were all secretly in love with him). The guy who you could tell all your problems and who noticed when you did something different with your hair. The guy who was your best friend's sweet big brother. You know, that guy.
Witty, dapper, sharp. Oh look, there is Kevin Spacey, one of Mrs. G's gay Secret Boyfriends.
So cute, so charming...the guy you take home to meet the family (and who, of course, brings your mom flowers). Oh look, there is Diane Lane, one of Mrs. G's Secret Girlfriends.
Mrs. G. has been warned that she shouldn't mess with this guy because a blogger by the name off Bossy suffers delusions that he is her Secret Husband.
Mrs. G. has met Bossy. She is sweet but has a notorious drinking problem that clouds her sense of reality. She's tall, but lithe. Mrs. G. thinks she could take her.
Secret Boyfriend #64 John Cusack
Reader Comments (22)
Ooooh. A Mrs. G/Bossy smack-down. And the prize is: a date with John Cusack.
Kevin Spacey admits to being mysterious but not to being gay. In fact, the last I heard him speak about it, he was straight. I hope he keeps it that way. Besides, Jude Law makes a much better gay man.
Oh girls, girls.
I hate to be the bearer of butt-kicking news: but JC has been my secret SOUL MATE for many years. And while I am short and kinda soft around my edges, I've got a lot of Irish in me...it's probably best to leave me and my Johnny boy well alone. ;)
If/when I got around to nominating some mancake, this would have been my #1 pick. God he's just so dreamy...I think I'm gonna netflix Grosse Point Blank tonight. Lord have mercy.
Oh, baby! I've liked him for a long time, all the way back to Sixteen Candles! I'll have to show my college-aged daughter this one!
YES! (that applies to everyting about him including should he row up his scull across my lake and ask me to hop in). Yes, yes, yes!
He WAS the 80s. He and Molly Ringwald. Good times.
Sorry, John Cusack is mine. Ever since The Sure Thing (Oooh, goody, Cheetos in Albuquerque!). In fact, I was going to marry him, but then my husband proposed, so I ever so sweetly let John down lightly. But he still tops my list.
I've always said you have to love John -- he can act AND actually, truly kick someone's tail as a kickboxer.
He is a mother daughter favorite in our house.
Two of my favorites in one picture. JC and KS have been on my "laminated top 5 card" ("Friends" reference) since forever!
He's a mother daughter favorite here too. Smart, funny, good looking. Who wouldn't have him in their top 10?
oh yes...Yes...YES...YESSSSSS!!!!!
And he's from Chicago. :)
Wait a minute! Kevin Spacey is GAY??????
I hate to be the bearer of bad news gigi, but Kevin Spacey is gay. It has been speculated for years, but he has always been noncommittal, but last year someone took many compromising pictures of him in a bar nuzzling some other men's naked butts. And there were a couple of him with younger men over his knee happily being spanked. But that said, with Secret Boyfriends, who really cares.
Mrs. G.
You know my stance on John Cusack--my favorite JC movie is High Fidelity.
Yes. He's my not-so-secret boyfriend #1.
I just googled the "proof" pics re: Kevin Spacey. That's not Kevin Spacey in those pictures with the guy in the lap. It's just some random guy.
sigh. happy sigh. love the man. and Jenn ... High Fidelity, right with you :).
John Cusack. [happy sigh]
Oh wow Mrs. G! I just found the colony and I am in love. But challenging Bossy? Well that takes mighty big kuhonas. As an avid reader of her's I think you are right about the drinking problem.
Oh YEAHHHH baby!
Oh oh oh.. I love John Cusack. And Joan. She's like the awesome aunt that gives you cash for Christmas. But John is the boy you run away with. Mmm-mmm.
And his politics? Morgasmic!